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February Poll

It has been proposed (seriously!) that February 14th be declared “I love SEWA-darts Day.” How will YOU celebrate? I plan to post something unique at SEWA, perhaps about the Red Sox. I plan to post something unique at SEWA, perhaps something that I copy from the PDC’s website. I plan to a post a rant at SEWA, calling Dartoid an asshole. I love SEWA and plan to post something tasteful and appropriate. The "holiday" is stupid. I plan to stick my head in a sewer (which, curiously, sort of rhymes with SEWA). I plan to send SEWA’s founder a "congratulatory" Valentine, and ask him to be my girl. 30 Votes 0 I plan to post something unique at SEWA, perhaps about the Red Sox. (0%) 2 I plan to post something unique at SEWA, perhaps something that I copy from the PDC’s website. (7%) 1 I plan to a post a rant at SEWA, calling Dartoid an asshole. (3%) 2 I love SEWA and plan to post something tasteful and appropriate. (7%) 21 The "holiday" is stupid. I plan to stick my head in a sewer (which, curiously, sort of rhymes with SEWA). (70%) 4 I plan to send SEWA’s founder a "congratulatory" Valentine, and ask him to be my girl. (13%)

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