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March Poll
Since 1978, only six countries have seen a player crowned World Darts Champion – England, Scotland, Wales, Holland, Canada, and Australia. Which will be the seventh?
China
Germany
Ireland
Japan
New Zealand
Philippines
Russia
South Africa
Spain
United States

70 Votes
  • 4 China (6%)
  • 1 Germany (1%)
  • 5 Ireland (7%)
  • 2 Japan (3%)
  • 0 New Zealand (0%)
  • 27 Philippines (39%)
  • 3 Russia (4%)
  • 1 South Africa (1%)
  • 2 Spain (3%)
  • 25 United States (36%)

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Column #385 Bucharest, Romania
Column #384 The 2009 Shanghai International Darts Open
Column #383 The Music City Classic
Column #382 One year ago, this December, in darts...
Column #381 George Silberzahn interviews Dartoid (and me)!
Column #380 Erik McVay -- EXPOSED!
Column #379 Glenn Remick - The King of Beer and the King of Darts
Column #378 One year ago, this November, in darts...
Column #377 Come on in little kiddies. Be nice. Don't swear. Enjoy friendly banter with a CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER!
Column #376 One year ago, this October, in darts
Column #375 Johnny Kuczynski deserves our support – and so do the KIDS!
Column #374 Shame on you, Erik McVay!
Column #373 One year ago, this September, in darts...
Column #372 Mickey the Monkey – a Fable
Column #371 One year ago, this August, in darts...
Column #370 Dartoid vs. the Ladies of Thailand
Column #369 MOON DARTS ( Reprinted on the occasion of the 40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing)
Column #368 A Quickie Message to Dartoid’s World Readers!
Column #367 One year ago, this July, in darts...
Column #366 Dessert Classic VIII – Round One, Day One
Column #365 Las Vegas Players Championship – 2009
Column #364 Desert Classic VIII – Qualifier Two
Column #363 Desert Classic VIII – Qualifier One
Column #362 World Cup XVII – a Preview
Column #361 The Freddie Prinze Memorial Darts Tournament
Column #360 The Art of Darts
Column #359 One year ago, this June, in darts...
Column #358 COOOOOOOOOP XXVIII
Column #357 Talkin' CRAP at SEWA!
Column #356 One year ago, this May, in darts...
Column #355 One year ago, this April, in darts…
Column #354 The Future of the Las Vegas Desert Classic
Column #353 Viper Strikes Unique Deal
Column #352 One year ago, this March, in darts...
Column #351 My wife has just won her TWENTY-EIGHTH Golden Nose!
Column #350 Sponsor a Professional Darts Player!
Column #349 Help find The Phantom Darts Player!
Column #348 The First Annual White Sands Missile Launch Darts Tournament
Column #347 One year ago, this February, in darts...
Column #346 Omsin the Elephant
Column #345 The Power versus The Man
Column #344 Malice at the Palace
Column #343 The 2009 World Championship – Semi Finals
Column #342 One year ago, this month, in darts...
Column #341 Philadelphia's Bill Davis -- the only American left standing!
Column #340 The Crafty Cockney's “Autobiography”
Column #339 Sky Sports darts walk-on girl – Nicola Elisa Moriarty
Column #338 Takin’ out the BIG FINISH – at the grocery!
Column #337 Dartoid's World INTERVIEWED!
Column #336 Tel Aviv’s Café Noga
Column #335 Nicole Watson leads the MMDL back to greatness
Column #334 Toodles SEWA!
Column #333 Darts – from Alcatraz to the Eagle’s Drift
Column #332 Septuagenarian George Silberzahn pens another WINNER!
Column #331 The Dart League King
Column #330 Please help this dart player's child
Column #329 The Third Annual Alien Open
Column #328 A SERIOUS QUESTION from Dartoid
Column #327 Mobile, Alabama
Column #326 The surprise and the shame
Column #325 $40,000 will buy a lot of hot dogs
Column #324 America’s hopes ride on Big Daddy!
Column #323 Young advances. Part struggles.
Column #322 The Las Vegas Caterpillar Gozongas
Column #321 Roger Carter hits a PERFECT GAME but…
Column #320 Bill Davis hits it BIG!
Column #319 Whoever is Marketing Vegas must be a Moron!
Column #318 Is Darts Sexy Enough for American Television?
Column #317 Return the MMDL to Greatness!
Column #316 What’s up with the Uniboffin?
Column #315 A man called Horse (but not for long!)
Column #314 Murder on the Darts Board
Column #313 An Open Letter to Sears, Roebuck and Company
Column #312 The “Golden Girl”
Column #311 Jugs for World Peace
Column #310 Hatton vs. Mayweather, and the Boxing-Darts Connection
Column #309 There’s a SUPER new website in town!
Column #308 A Holiday Greeting to Dartoid’s World Readers
Column #307 The Sun Darts Quiz Book
Column #306 Jojo Barellano
Column #305 Is it time for a National Darts Regulation Authority?
Column #304 A Comment about Bellies and Bullseyes...
Column #303 An “Interview” with Dave ‘Boy’ Green
Column #302 Hairspray!!!
Column #301 Barneveld Sizzles!
Column #300 Part BRAWLS into the Semis. Mawson is AWESOME!
Column #299 Mawson and Part Advance!
Column #298 Darin Young Defeats his Boogey Man
Column #297 First Round Results (and Exploding Crickets)
Column #296 Qualifier Two is Over – and the Stage is Set
Column #295 Qualifier One is Over and CARVER ADVANCES!
Column #294 The Las Vegas Player's Championship
Column #293 The Road to Mandalay (Bay)
Column #292 The Underdog’s gonna GETCHA, Erik McVay!
Column #291 The Iditarod Open
Column #290 It was a Dark and Stormy Night
Column #289 Dr. Darts, Trina Gulliver, and the "Brit and Yankee" Podcast!
Column #288 Bob Elliott is one of the GOOD guys!
Column #287 Hey Dummy! We’re Talkin’ about a Darts Light!
Column #286 Could Cricket have saved the World Series of Darts?
Column #285 Want to Swap your Wife?
Column #285 My Wife has won the Golden Nose! AGAIN!
Column #283 Valentines are Fucked! (A Guest Column by Jerry Masterson, age 8)
Column #282 THAT'S THE WAY TO WRITE IT, Bobby George!!!
Column #281 The Bloodshot Open
Column #280 Darts in the Islamic Republic of Iran
Column #279 Dartoid's 28,000 mile darts road trip
Column #278 My Friend the Doctor
Column #277 Cambodia's Funky Munky and a Child named Mom
Column #276 Bulls Eye - the Movie
Column #275 Federal Express Stole my Darts!
Column #274 Darts in the Secret City
Column #273 The 2007 World Series of Darts ?
Column #272 Umby’s UnFranchise
Column #271 It’s Amazing What Happens When You Shake the Bushes!
Column #270 The MMDL – Arrogant, Ignorant or just Misunderstood?
Column #269 Wimmenfolk, Rumpelmint and DARTS in the Ozarks
Column #268 Philadelphia's Bill Davis
Column #267 John Part is BACK (and so is the Asteroid!)
Column #266 A Royal Suck-arse Day for the British!
Column #265 Tommy Cox Disqualifies Gary Spedding and BANS Yoko Ono!
Column #264 US Defeats UK. Osama Blows up his Penis!
Column #263 Part Advances. Asteroid Taks Aim at London.
Column #262 Can Superman Stop the Asteroid?
Column #261 Muffins!!!
Column #260 A Review of Las Vegas Desert Classic 5
Column #259 Tim O'Gorman
Column #258 Jeffrey Russell
Column #257 Fairclough and Nickolson -- Two Smart Guys who aren't Mates
Column #256 SCREW YOU!
Column #255 The Future of the WSOD is now up to YOU!
Column #254 The PDC -- 15; America -- 1
Column #253 The Madness is Over!
Column #252 Oceans 15
Column #251 Thank you, Stan James!
Column #250 Johnny Kuczynski
Column #249 Tom Curtin
Column #248 Ray Carver
Column #247 Bazooka Joe Efter
Column #246 “Top Cat” Curtin Closes Curtain in Final Qualifier
Column #245 Dear Leslie...
Column #244 A Brief History of Darts
Column #243 A Review of Hawaii 501 – Life as a Darts Pro
Column #242 Johnny Kuczynski WSOD Profile -- Part One
Column #241 Today they call him Bazooka Joe. Tomorrow it could be Million Dollar Baby.
Column #240 America’s Stunned! Dartoid Wins Marlborough Qualifier!
Column #239 Tim Grossman
Column #238 Joseph Carter Chaney
Column #237 FINALLY, Sly from Paradise books his spot!
Column #236 Things, they be rampin' up, baby!
Column #235 Become an American Citizen and win a MILLION DOLLARS!
Column #234 Heeere's Johnny!!!
Column #233 The Boy from Soddy-Daisy, Tennessee
Column #232 James Watkins
Column #231 Joe Giordano
Column #230 David DePriest
Column #229 Today wasn't ALL about Oscar; it was about Dave TOO!
Column #228 Answer this Trivia Question and you'll know who Won!
Column #227 Separating TRUE from FALSE -- and an Iceberg Warning!
Column #226 Do YOUR part -- PROMOTE the World Series of Darts!
Column #225 Isen Veljic
Column #224 Jim Widmayer
Column #223 E-mail my Wife, PLEASE!
Column #222 The Big Dogs Came but an Old Dog Stole the Bowl!
Column #221 Taz Tops the Rajun' Cajun!
Column #220 Blame it on Super Bill and Mick Jagermeister!!!
Column #219 Chicago’s Isen Veljic wins Virginia Beach Qualifier!
Column #218 Paul Seigel
Column #217 Dave Marienthal
Column #216 John Kramer
Column #215 Donny Joe
Column #214 Bill Bell
Column #213 Joe Slyvan
Column #212 Roger Carter
Column #211 Scott Wollaston
Column #210 Stacy Bromberg
Column #209 Brad Wethington
Column #208 Speaking of Buttheads...
Column #207 A Warm Wind’s a Blowin’ for the Sport of Darts in America
Column #206 The World Series of Darts – the Countdown Begins!
Column #205 Queer Eye for the Darter Guy
Column #204 Some Advice for 14-year-old Boys!!!
Column #203 An Open Letter to the Santa Cruz County Darts Association
Column #202 How to Become a Superior Chalker
Column #201 The World Series of Darts -- DETAILS!
Column #200 Old Stoneface
Column #199 Still MORE on the World Series of Darts!
Column #198 MORE on the World Series of Darts!
Column #197 The World Series of Darts is ON!
Column #196 So You Want to Throw Darts on the MOON?
Column #195 Andy Fairclough – Master of Horror (and Darts)
Column #194 Pub 1418 and the Philippine Darters Reunion
Column #193 The General and Mr. Magoo
Column #192 They Came, Won the Money and Went Home -- But Our Women are SAFE!
Column #191 My Prediction: England Will Win!
Column #190 The PDC Spiked Ray Carver's Beer!!
Column #189 The Beat Goes On for Ray Carver!!!
Column #188 Carver Carves "The Heat" and Young Hammers "The Hammer"
Column #187 Adrian Lewis Was Screwed!!
Column #186 Ray Carver is IN!!
Column #185 The Bullshit Begins!!
Column #184 Boracay Island
Column #183 "Cheers" to Justin Irwin -- a Man with GUTS!
Column #182 The Greatest Match That Never Was -- is GONNA BE!!!
Column #181 Start Young
Column #180 When You Throw Mud You Lose Ground
Column #179 Here Comes India...
Column #178 Let's Turn Back the Clock -- for Charity
Column #177 I'm Gonna be World Champion!
Column #176 The Carnival Miracle, Darts and the Little Bird
Column #175 Babel Darts
Column #174 A NICE Story about Tonya Harding and Darts
Column #173 We're Called the Little Willies. We're BAD. We lie.
Column #172 Call Samuel N. Zammuto and tell him what YOU think!
Column #171 Mr. Blobby Visits DARTS CHAT
Column #170 Save Money! Attract the Opposite Sex! Improve your Game!
Column #169 Stop the Caterpillars!
Column #168 Images...
Column #167 It's Showtime!
Column #166 Go to www.phillydarts.com!!!
Column #165 Good News... and Some Bad News
Column #164 Still Watch Out for Ricky - and Darin!
Column #163 Watch Out for Ricky!
Column #162 An American Stallion
Column #161 Missed Friends
Column #160 The Chicken Was A Chicken
Column #159 Fantasy Darts Camp!
Column #158 Still, the First Lady of Darts!
Column #157 THE BIG MATCH: Bush versus Kerry!!!
Column #156 Dartoid Arrested in Zambia!
Column #155 Chengdu, China
Column #154 Pae-por
Column #153 A Whole Lot of Bits about Something
Column #152 Stevie Wonder was Right!
Column #151 “Don’t Know Much About H-I-S-T-O-R-Y...”
Column #150 They Played Conkers, not Darts!
Column #149 Hairy Ears
Column #148 The Top Ten Darts Websites in the WORLD!
Column #147 The Pub of Life
Column #146 My First Book!
Column #145 Life Goes On
Column #144 A New Book's Bein' Written
Column #143 And then... there were EIGHT
Column #142 Heidi Darts?
Column #141 T-minus Eight Hours until SHOWTIME... and Sid!
Column #140 I'm Rooting for Kari Stevenson
Column #139 The Desert Classic
Column #138 Philadelphia Moments
Column #137 Champeen of da World!!
Column #136 Bananas, Tigers and Jane Fonda
Column #135 A Leg in the Set of Life
Column #134 Help Gayle Farmer Help Kids!!
Column #133 The King of Beer and the King of Darts
Column #132 A Labor of Love
Column #131 Arachnid Man to the Vortex -- Back to the Future of Darts
Column #130 An Open Letter to Sandi Cain
Column #129 Mabuhay from Manila!
Column #128 Meet Mac Jordomo
Column #127 To the Point (kinda) about To The Point
Column #126 Corrections!!!
Column #125 The Chicken Cheated!!
Column #124 HELP AMERICA, Mr. Bickie!!!
Column #123 The Birth of "Mr. Bickie"
Column #122 Potato, PoTAHto; Tomato, ToMAHto
Column #121 Where's Tommy's Shorts?
Column #120 Aim for Eastern North Carolina
Column #119 Fan Mail
Column #118 The Desert Classic
Column #117 Where IS the Holland Tunnel?
Column #116 The Buckeye Open
Column #115 Ask Mr. Darts Language Person
Column #114 BEWARE of Snoop Dogg and Airport Security!
Column #113 Merry Knicker's Night To You!!!
Column #112 Off the Oche with Dartoid
Column #111 Osama Lama Ding Dong
Column #110 Thank you Mick Manning!!
Column #109 Who the hell is Eve?
Column #108 Cork, Ireland
Column #107 Ban Assholes!!
Column #106 "Beers and Shots" Revisited
Column #105 Tampa, Florida
Column #104 Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Column #103 Greenwich Village
Column #102 Charlotte, North Carolina
Column #101 "Pop" Goes The Power
Column #100 Thanks a Ton!
Column #99 A Computerized Dart?
Column #98 Darts Personification
Column #97 National Darts Hall of Fame!
Column #96 Baseball Players are Wussies!
Column #95 "I'm Going to Toledo!"
Column #94 Professor Poopypants and the Royal North American Open!
Column #93 Dear Debbie (from Tulsa?)
Column #92 Bucky Bakalac (1951-2000)
Column #91 REALITY DARTS!
Column #90 Gobsmacked!
Column #89 Miami, Florida
Column #88 Darts Philanthropy
Column #87 Williamsburg, Virginia
Column #86 Hanoi, Vietnam
Column #85 Good-bye "Mr. Bean"
Column #84 So You Want to be a Darts Millionaire?
Column #83 The Coin Toss
Column #82 The Mother of All Parties
Column #81 Beware of Dogs Bearing Notes
Column #80 Grand Rapids, Michigan
Column #79 Virginia Beach, Virginia
Column #78 Santa Claus Throws in Thailand
Column #77 Blueberry Hill
Column #76 Idiots, Beets and Chalking
Column #75 The Darts Spouse
Column #74 The Meaning of "Dartoid"
Column #73 Durban, South Africa
Column #72 The Y2K Crisis
Column #71 Toronto, Canada
Column #70 Do Dogs Understand Darts?
Column #69 Throwin' with "Bones"
Column #68 Norfolk, Virginia
Column #67 Houston, Texas
Column #66 Dart Dreams
Column #65 Battle of the Sexes
Column #64 Phuket, Thailand
Column #63 Bombay, India
Column #62 Ottawa, Canada
Column #61 Manila, Philippines
Column #60 Sydney, Australia
Column #59 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Column #58 Las Vegas, Nevada
Column #57 Charlie Throws Pro
Column #56 Reykjavik, Iceland
Column #55 Denver, Colorado
Column #54 The King is Dead
Column #53 Chiangmai, Thailand
Column #52 Kathmandu, Nepal
Column #51 Los Angeles, California
Column #50 Two Worlds Meet
Column #49 Pattaya, Thailand
Column #48 Getting to the Game
Column #47 Birmingham, Alabama
Column #46 Seattle, Washington
Column #45 Brampton, Ontario Canada
Column #44 Washington, D.C.
Column #43 Bangkok, Thailand
Column #42 Santa Elena, Venezuela
Column #41 Cincinnati, Ohio
Column #40 My Garage
Column #39 Amsterdam, Netherlands
Column #38 Hamburg, Germany
Column #37 Johannesburg, South Africa
Column #36 Harare, Zimbabwe
Column #35 Brussels, Belgium
Column #34 Paris, France
Column #33 Amarillo, Texas
Column #32 Kowloon, Hong Kong
Column #31 Washington D.C.
Column #30 Columbus, Ohio
Column #29 Colombo, Sri Lanka
Column #28 Negril, Jamaica
Column #27 Toronto, Canada
Column #26 Cape Cod
Column #25 Chicago, Illinois
Column #24 Horley, Surrey, United Kingdom
Column #23 Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent, United Kingdom
Column #22 Congo
Column #21 Uganda
Column #20 Seoul, Korea
Column #19 Rome, Italy
Column #18 Tokyo, Japan
Column #17 Bangkok, Thailand
Column #16 Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Column #15 Atlanta, Georgia
Column #14 London, England
Column #13 Singapore
Column #12 Park City, Utah
Column #11 Johannesburg, South Africa
Column #10 Zurich, Switzerland
Column #9 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Column #8 New York City, New York
Column #7 Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Column #6 Prince Edward Island, Canada
Column #5 Crowborough, East Sussex, England
Column #4 Seoul, Korea
Column #3 Moscow, Russia
Column #2 England
Column #1 Beijing, China

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